Read this Blog Within Five Minutes or Your Eyelashes Will Fall Out!

I just opened one of those incredibly annoying emails that tells you to forward it immediately to at least 10 of your friends or your dog will die. This one was especially ridiculous. I won't even bother you with the contents. But I really wonder what kind of "friend" would even bother to send me something that says some great disaster will befall my family if I don't forward a STUPID email I didn't even read.

So here it is. I will NOT forward it to all my friends. Because as soon as they received my crazy chain letter, they would ban me from all friendly gatherings. And I like my friends AND their gatherings. EXCEPT the ones who send me stupid chain letters. You're off my BBQ invite list!