Smart?

Is this really a "smart" car? I just wonder about a car that is the size of a golf cart, how safe can that be? Then I saw this the other day. Pretty funny.
(And yes I was driving, I just clicked a picture, we had just started at the traffic light)

Friday Funny - What'cha Doin?

It's Friday, we're getting ready for a long weekend! Yay!

Since I'll be spending it with my 4 favorite children - an 8, 6, 3 & 37 year old - I'd thought I'd share a "funny."

Number One Son & Queenie got in the car after school telling a joke. Together. It rhymes.

Here it is for your enjoyment. Get ready to either laugh or gag.

Queenie: What'cha doin'?
Number One Son: Eatin' chocolate.
Q: Where'd ya get it?
NOS: My dog dropped it.
Q: Where'd he drop it?
NOS: In the sewer.
Q: What's it taste like?
NOS: Dog manure.

Yes. Eeew.

Have a great weekend with the favorite children in your life, no matter how old they are!

Dude, Where'd You Hear That?

Getting dressed this morning after taking the big kids to school, The Flying Monkey was asking me where we were going, because today was his first day out of school for Christmas.

TFM: Mommy, where we going?
Me: We are going up to [Number One Son] & [Queenie]'s school, then by Mommy's school, then to run some other errands.
TFM: And Then?
Me: (giggle) What?
TFM: No And Then!
Me: (bigger giggle) What?
TFM: Uncle [PKP] say it! And Then? And Then?

PKP, who is DH's brother, is infamous for teaching his nephews, especially, funny and sometimes inappropriate phrases. It haunts him now that he has children of his own. But this was so very funny!

Go watch "Dude, Where's My Car?" for a feel good holiday time!

You're Not a Kid, That's Why!

The following is a humorous (I think) exchange between myself and Queenie as I fold laundry and she watches cartoons.

Queenie: "Oooh, gross! Why are you smelling the laundry?"
Me: "I want to be sure it's fresh before I put it away."
Queenie: "Is that a grown up thing?"
Me: "Yes, I guess so."

(followed by gross out kid humor on TV)

Me: "Ooooh, gross."
Queenie: "It's not gross!"
Me: "It is a little bit."
Queenie: "Well that's because you're not a kid! You smell laundry!"

Maybe you just had to be there! But I just had to share.